Waxman custom tee
The Waxman is an old man who lives in Cincinnati, Ohio. He leaves his house every night exactly at 11:30 pm and drives his "Gold Sh*tter" to the same junkyard every night. He is called the waxman because his face appears to be wax, even though not many people have seen his face for more than a couple seconds. People wait on his street and when he drives by them, they begin to follow him. It has been said that the waxman times the traffic lights on his route in order to lose the people following. The waxman knows when people are following him so he will periodically speed up and slow down to throw the followers off. If you pull up next to him he may look at you or even wave at you, but this is very rare. Sometimes he ignores the followers other times he pulls various tricks to freak out the followers. For example, if you are stopped at a stop light behind him he may wave at you in his rear view mirrors. Only one car full of high school boys has followed him all the way to the junkyard, and to this day do not talk about what happened there. Following the waxman can be scary, thrilling, and you gives the followers a sense of adventure!
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Waxman tshirt
Size L
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Printed just for you. Before we print
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.