Vessel Marie Token custom tee
A creature that is likely the result of a siren and a leprechaun breeding (which would explain the dancing). He is very silly and filled with big emotions while also being a massive nerd. It is well known that his laughter is notorious for shattering mortal beings where they stand. It is speculated that he may be a primordial eldritch being. It should be noted that he is also the father of a beautiful flamingo son that goes by the name Jericho Vesselonius Token. He can be observed going through a cycle of energetic dancing, having a mental breakdown, hyping up the homies, fighting a giant, nearly getting sniped with a drumstick, strutting like an exotic male bird searching for a mate, and zoomies. His diet consists of can of peas, bologna, caramel, taco bell, new flesh, and cream cheese on a broken jaw. Do not give him sugar past 5pm. You will end up hearing him scream all night about it. When feeding, he can be observed saying "nom nom". Overall, Vessel Marie Token is a miraculous creature deserving of deep love and affection.
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Vessel Marie Token tshirt
Size L
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Printed just for you. Before we print
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.