The New Jersey Monster custom tee
Fear the NJ Monster for it is fucking huge. It's like New Jersey only... it's A MONSTER!!!!!! It's 300 MILES TALL and it kills SPACESHIPS It's also as WIDE AS NICO RAAAAWWWWGGGG!!!!!!! It's legs are made of "SUPER IRON" RRRAWWWGGGG!!!! which is like IRON exept it's LIKE FLESH only it's made of A MILLION BILLION BLACK HOLES. It's body is made of WHITE HOLES which neutralizes the black hole's gravity vacumes, it's CLAWS are made of SUPER NOVAS and when they hit stuff it causes another SUPER NOVA It's face is made of trees EVIIIILLL TREES and its TEETH are made of HELL the real HELL that DANTE wrote about, exept they're TEETH EVVVILLL HELL TEETH RRRAAWWWGGG. and he's gonna get YOU RRRRAWWWWGGG!!!!
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The New Jersey Monster tshirt
Size L
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Printed just for you. Before we print
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.