Stockton of Pressure (StP) custom tee

(noun, unit): The specific measurement of catastrophic convergence where the weight of the ocean (Phydro) perfectly equals the weight of a CEO's mounting debt and ego (Pego), resulting in an instantaneous phase-shift from "Visionary" to "Cautionary Tale." The Math™️: -> Pressure in water increases by roughly 1 atmosphere (atm) every 10 meters of depth. -> Titan imploded at ~90%+ of its descent to Titanic, so that's ~350 - 360ish atm give or take a dozen more. This means the hull turned into confetti under about maybe 380 atmospheres atmospheres of external pressure maximum, when it imploded. ---- In other word: 1) Earth (Sea Level) is 1 atm - or 1/350th of the pressure Stockton felt. 2) Surface of Venus is ~92 atm under its hellscape acidic sky, and The Titan was under nearly 4x the pressure of Venus’ surface. 3) The Implosion Point is ~350+ atmospheres - AKA, The weight of the Empire State Building, made of solid lead, resting on one's chest. flash-vaporization so fast in the inverted pressure-cooker, their 🧠 didn't have a chance to fire a single neuron processing a thing. So? While Venus’ atmosphere is incredibly dense for a gas (about 65 kg/m^3), liquid water is incompressible and far heavier. Stockton Rush managed to find a place on Earth far more crushing than the surface of the "Evil Twin" planet.

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John E. Sep 25
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Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻

Beren S. Sep 24
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

Rick S. Sep 11

Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

John E. Sep 5
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J. Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

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I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

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Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

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Fun and soft.

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