Miles custom tee

Miles is a cute dark-haired guy with brown eyes and is the sweetest guy and best boyfriend you could wish for. He does have a case of RBF, but he's actually extremely caring and empathetic but also super funny and smart. He has a great taste in music and is one of the best friends you could ever wish for. At times he can be weird and nerdy, but don't be fooled by his height and shy demeanor because he's also a known ladykiller. The reason for this is he is an actual god at sex. He knows how to push all the right buttons with his mouth and hands that will leave you screaming and cumming before he even unzips his pants. He has an absolutely massive dick called the big mac that is almost 9 inches long and thick (I measured 6.5 inches around) with some nice big balls attached too. However, he does actually have extreme hyperspermia, meaning he cums A HUGE AMOUNT, so be ready to be completely drenched in cum. Don't be intimidated though, cause this guy KNOWS how to use his blessing like a god. Honestly, this guy will stretch you out and make you scream and cum so much that you'll become addicted to getting fucked like a whore by him. Even though he's dominant during sex, he's actually always super attentive and treats you like a princess. But, all the girls I know say that after, sex with every other guy just feels mediocre and meh cause you won't stop comparing your next partners to him.He is the best friend, boyfriend and sexual partner I know by miles(no pun intended).

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Another hit!

John E. Sep 25
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Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻

Beren S. Sep 24
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

Rick S. Sep 11

Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

John E. Sep 5
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J. Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N. Aug 21
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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
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I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
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Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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