MZ custom tee

breaks girls hearts everyday but he never talks about it. will act like he has no girls but fucks a new bitch everyday. keep ur girl away from him. he's funny af and makes u laugh whenevr, he's good at basketball and is a great person in general, but can play w ur feelings. loyal af but has mad hoes and is lowkey a gang member but doesnt talk about it with anyone. dresses nice and has hair thats fun to play with. seems shy but is loud once u get close. oh, and he just wants sex and doesn't get into REAL relationships, and will act like he loves you but then ghost you the next day. the only time he really loves you is if he hangs with you. other than that, he only wants pussy but doesnt even really care about girls that much. oh and he must have learned how to fuck girls from porn because he may not seem like the most intimditdating person at first, but that bitch knows how to make my legs shake, like he was choking me and omg but anyway, he is indeed a 5 star fuckboy. he never is active on social media bc he thinks social media is "bad for you", and is one of the slowest text/call responders to walk this planet. claims that his phone is dry but when you open his snap/instagram its filled with hoebags praying to get dicked down by him, but for some reason he usually ignores them. at the same time, he loves his family and homies with a passion and is way to focsued on himself. fuck you mz u ghosted me and i hope u get the virus:(

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Another hit!

John E. Sep 25
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Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻

Beren S. Sep 24
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

Rick S. Sep 11

Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

John E. Sep 5
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J. Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N. Aug 21
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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
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I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
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Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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