Komodo Dragon custom tee
A large lizard that lives in Indonesia's Lesser Sudan Islands. They are pretty much certified killing machines. They can grow to be more than ten feet long, and can run up to 12 miles per hour, though some can go faster. And not to add to their terror, they are versatile swimmers and can swim up to ten miles per hour. Komodo Dragons not only have deadly bacteria in their mouths, but also a potent poison that can kill you in up to five hours. The Komodo prefer to bite their prey, and then wait for it to die. Eating this partially rotted carrion is why they have the deadly bacteria in their mouths. The Komodo Dragons have developed an antibody to the bacteria so it doesn't harm them. Even with these terrifying beast inhabiting the Lesser Sudan Islands, humans still live on the Islands. To adapt to this... convince, the people have built houses on stilts, so the Komodo can not get in their homes. But do not blame these creatures for being so terrifying, they evolved that way to help them survive. Instead of hating them, we should help save them. The Komodo Dragons are endangered, only 6,000 left. Please help save these magnificent creatures.
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Komodo Dragon tshirt
Size L
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Printed just for you. Before we print
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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