Foxtrot Male custom tee
The rarest type of male: The Foxtrot male's wit is so much higher than even that of the Iota or Abdal male--so much so that it could not possibly be measured with even the most advanced intelligence assessment technologies. They have the most enormous penises of all time, and not only one but multiple. In fact, their cocks grow exponentially, at a rate still undiscovered by scientists (beta males). They are sort of like Lambda males, except better in every way. They hate everyone and would push a kid into the road if they had their favorite ice cream cone in hand, just so they couldn't have it. They are usually found in a federal penitentiary, serving time for crimes against minors--but not always--sometimes it's just women. They buy every Fortnite Battle Pass just to flex on the poor peasant children who can't afford it, even though they themselves are using maxed-out credit cards. They often self-identify as Lil-Tay males and may be spotted in a tight Big Chungus T-shirt, explaining Dame Tu Cosita in Bulgarian at your local kindergarten. Prominent Examples: Jeffrey Epstein, The Grinch, Rodrick (Diary of a Wimpy Kid), Daniel Keem, Your Uncle Tommy
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Foxtrot Male tshirt
Size L
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Printed just for you. Before we print
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.