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Cum in your pants Tee

One of the hottest things a girl can make you do. She opened the door and turned on the lights, revealing a carpeted room with nothing but an X-shaped bondage cross in the center of it. My jaw dropped, and she grinned at my reaction. She had me strip down to my briefs, while she was still wearing a pink tank top and silky, soft white shorts. She grabbed each of my wrists and pinned them above my head to opposite sides of the X-cross. She smiled and leaned in close to my face, as if she were about to kiss me. But before she did… *click* *click* She had caught me off guard and shackled my wrists! She then grabbed my right ankle and shackled it in place, and then the left one. She stood back up and leaned in to my face, as if she were about to kiss me again… but then I gasped right before her lips were about to reach mine. She had grabbed my crotch with her right hand, getting a good grip on my bulging erection, still trapped within my briefs. It felt so good! I could feel the pressure building up in my groin. She started pumping my cock through my briefs. “Babe… what are you doing?!” I cried out, feeling an orgasm fast approaching. “I’m gonna make you cum in your pants!” “No… wait! Wait!” I cried out. She pressed her tank top-clad breasts against my chest, grinned, and moved her face closer to mine. Suddenly, she covered my mouth with her left hand and continued stroking me through my briefs at full speed with her right hand.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6
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