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Cougwhore Tee

An older out of shape, promiscuous, cougar who sleeps with multiple men, usually so desperate that she has to date younger men over 10 years less than her age while passing out STDs to the unknowing.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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