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Corey O'Dore Tee

A sexual achievement in which you have standing anal sex at 1:00 in the morning on the central, top-floor balcony of your pre-booked room at Commodore by the Beach hotel in Galveston, Texas with your date, who has lubed herself with a stick of unsalted butter, while listening to Corey Hart's "Sunglasses at Night," wearing sunglasses, smoking a cigarette or joint (as long as its something) from the corner of your mouth and appreciating the bay view.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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