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Cooma Tee

A small town in the south of NSW. The local's (and tourists) call it a "shit hole" for a reason, Cooma is literally infected with shit. Contrary to what it says above, there are 4 supermarkets and countless amounts of bottle-o's for the alcho's to buy their vb and smokes, the cafe's are run by sleezo's, bogans and drug dealers, the waitresses are single mum bogan bludgers that spit in your food. It is also home to one of the largest group of gossip mongers in the southern hemisphere. It has no new shops that make any business, all close down within a few months, the council is retarded, and the high schools are home to wagging bad ass future drop-outs and illiterate teachers who smoke weed in the toilets with their students. So anyone who badmouths this town deserves a medal. It is also the town where the plague of mutated syphilis originated. (aka coomatitis) Its cause is skeptical, but the word is it was caused by junkies sharing bongs and crack pipes and using them as phallic toys on each other. The plauge then spread so badly that anyone who went within close proximity of a person infected with coomatitis could even catch the disease. There is no known cure except the removal of oneself from the town into a far away place then going to school and getting yourself some education.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

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My niece laughed and loves her custom shirt.

Jorge A.Nov 10
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Review by Gabe L.

Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!

Gabe L.Nov 8
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The T-shirt was a birthday gift for my girlfriend and she absolutely loved it.

Bobby L.Nov 7
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Review by Am R.

Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.

Am R.Nov 5
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My wife absolutely loves her new T-shirt.

Bobby L.Oct 30
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This looks like a weird design but it looks cool

AidenOct 30

This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.

Peter P.Oct 26

Absolutely wonderful product! I bought this shirt for my son and he gagged with joy! Mariah Careystmas everyone!

Joan D.Oct 25

I love it I bought me and my family some

Kirk J.Oct 20

Glad I had utmost FREEDOM OF SPEECH to express in articulate detail what evv it is the fk i was on a rant about that day. I haven't even received my shirt. I just a few moments ago placed the order. That is how pleased 😄 I am. Fk yeah fk yeah. Very empowering experience. My thoughts turned into type, that made some shi# happen. Having freedom of expression was most definitely...one fk ton of fun. A fk ton can be quantified as exuberance an joy beyond expectation. Fk yeah fk yeah. Awesome>>>

Jamie M.Oct 16

Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...

cynthiaOct 13

Damonism T-shirt :+) I found this by accident while surfing through your site. I love this shirt. I bought one and wear it when I feel frisky.

DeeOct 13

Another hit!

John E.Sep 25
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Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻

Beren S.Sep 24
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

Rick S.Sep 11

Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

John E.Sep 5
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J.Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N.Aug 21
Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G.Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C.Aug 5
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