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Constantin Valdor Tee
The first and bestest of all Custodes. He was the first Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes, aka. God's Banana Janitor's Lord Banana, noted to have the emotions of a withered prune. Has a terminal lack of emotional responses, a few thousand names, the title the Emperor's spear, and a stabby lie-detector on a stick(aka the Apollonian Spear).
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Good Decent, comfortable by all means
Juliana Apr 6
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
Vern B.Apr 1
✓ Verified Purchase shirt made me cum
helga s.Mar 31