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conservativeland Tee

1. A wondrous place where aliens can be outlawed without causing housing abandonment. 2. The mystical universe where foreign citizens don't create consumer demand. 3. Our wondrous world where President Ford's administration opened 10 uranium mines in Iran.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
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True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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