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Cockfetti Tee

Pieces of tissue paper, that remain stuck to the penis after ejaculating into the tisssue and being tardy in removing it.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed
Returns & defect-free guarantee

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Mug Tee Hoodie
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