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cockaide Tee

1. A fancy looks hoop that fits around your western hat. 2. That decoration you remove from your western that your ladyfriend enjoys wearing around her thigh naked. 3. What you put around your dick when you jerk-off to hard and make your dick blead. 4. A large charity concert held to raise money to feed starving chickens.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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