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Clitoris Tee

In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Clit, to control all orgasms. And into this ring he poured his horniness, his lust and his need to locate the clitoris. One Clit to rule them all.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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