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Christmas driver Tee

a driver who only drives in the weeks leading up to Christmas. their car is parked and collects dust until next year, preserving the owner's useless driving skills. They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by: - failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others - failing to interpret traffic lights and signs - failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal - failing to stay on the road - failing to have been born with a brain

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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