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choda-monster Tee

The mass accumulation of dingleberries, sweat, and lint on the choda. When it gets so thick that the only way to escape is to cut the poo free with scissors.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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