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Chocolate Mine Tee

Noun: One's anus Verb: The act of reaching your hand into your own or someone else's anus, and picking small pieces of shit off from the walls of their colon

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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