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Brooklyn Bridge Tee

When you lay a turd so massive, it lies parallel to the floor, with each end on opposite sides of the hole, so it won't go down. Also, it's thick enough that it can't be broken by a single flush

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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