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bribarian Tee

Refers to someone who is either super-pushy about trying to bribe others to behave unethically/illegally on his behalf, or who is a total a**h**e to everyone unless he is bribed in some way --- money, sex, fancy meals, being catered to and/or waited on hand-and-foot, etc. --- think Ethan Couch, or maybe Varuca Salt of Wonka's chocolate-factory fame.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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