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Bosscocked Tee

The act of knee-sliding into another person with your genitals hitting them square in the face, ala Bruce Springsteen during his 2009 Superbowl appearance.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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