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Blowmold Tee

A fungus that grows on, and around the penis. Usually caused by excess saliva and mucus left after receiving a blowjob.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed
Returns & defect-free guarantee

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