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birthday Tee

They're great when you're young ("when I grow up, I'm gunna be...") But then become a pain in the arse when you're like 48 ("you're nearly fifty! WAHAHAHA!").

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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