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belligesaur Tee

When one is so totally wasted, that the brain has been shrunk to the size of a dinosaurs. Speech becomes a random annoying incoherent screech and mobility has been reduced to heavy random stomping.The belligesaur cannot comprehend normal everyday interactions with people and is only driven by the primal need for more alcohol.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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