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Bastardfase Tee

Bastardfase- Adjective; a Person who at first glance you can tell is a total and complete bastard. Typically has an ego currently bigger than that of the the empire state building. Typically wears camouflage that DOESN'T MATCH.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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