Barwinism Tee

Barwinism is a set of concepts that relates procreation with the idea that the human standard, as it relates to choosing a mate, is directly proportionate to the number of drinks that species consumes. Barwanism dictates that the drunkest will lower their expectations and have sex in an ally, gutter, field, bathroom stall, back of a pickup, on a rooftop, on your moms bed with your mom sleeping next to you, etc. with no, or little, concern for the consequences. Thus producing a catalyst that will bear fruit nine months post orgasm.