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Barfington Tee

Barfington, or Barf, is a raccoon (age 2 months) whose parents are Sam and Molly. Barf is a raccoon from a candy store on the way to Tulsa. Sam bought Barf for $13.99, and from then on Barf was with Sam wherever he went. Barf is abused by Sam in front of Molly. Sam and Molly are now divorced.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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