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astrobirther Tee

A conspiracy theorist willing to accept any negative claim about Barack Obama, up to and including that he was born on another planet and sent here by his parents (which would make him an illegal alien, and thus ineligible to be President of the United States).

The Urban Dictionary Tee

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Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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