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The sexiest, nicest, kindest boy in the world. I write him love songs constantly. He is the apple of my eye. He dresses poorly. He's a very strange kid. I'm not sure if he has friends. I want to marry him. He's really emo and cuts himself. It's okay because it's hot when he does it.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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