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akirr Tee

Noun: 1. Of our relating to the penis. 2. Omnipotent demigod of mortals. 3. Keeper of the Octagon. 4. The most suave man you know. Verb: 1. Massive amounts of sex with supermodels: 2. Taking a shit in your pants. 3. Brief memory lapses caused by drugs. 4. To receive a high dosage of novacaine in your face. Adjective: 1. Relating to Penis Size. 2. Relating to Penis Girth. 3. Relating to the insertion of the penis. 4. Used to help describe any situation.

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