Ahni Tee
Clever, beautiful, caring, there’s too many ways to describe her. Ahni is a beautiful soul with a strong mind and great sense of humor to match her amazing personality. She can get along with anyone but also doesn’t put up with idiots. Her name is as unique as her and everyone wants to be her friend. Ahni will make your jaw drop, and then fill it with her amazing food from her cooking skills. If Ahni has the infinity gauntlet she would use it to solve all the worlds problems and create peace. If you ever see Ahni you will know what it’s like to meet God. Breathing the air around her cures cancer. Her farts smell like your favorite scent of fabreeze. She can breathe in the vacuum of space. Ahni has never lost a fortnite battle royal. Ahni only needs 1 square of toilet paper to wipe. Hogwarts sorting hat was forced to make a new house of Löwenmensche just for her. Her credit cards never get declined. She doesn’t have to use her wipers when driving in the rain. Ahni dated young Stalin. Her garden never dies. Ahni pulled Excalibur from the stone but put it back because she doesn’t steal. She doesn’t need tinder because everyone likes her. She beat Forrest Gump in a foot race. She has no bedtime because she doesn’t get tired. Ahni has never used the backspace button, she makes no mistakes. Ghosts are afraid of her. If you see her you’re instantly happy. In short she’s the best.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
mine had gay on it. Instant sex.
I love my NIckIsBum T-Shirt, it is very comfortable.
used it as a cum rag
Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!
Great conversation piece! Plus I can never find anything with my name on it. This was a great find! Will definitely order more!!!!
Got exactly what I wanted.
Exactly what I expected, thanks!
I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
i love my shirt i made it say sapnap cause yassssssssss
Best This is the best shirt I have ever gotten I love it and I definitly recomend it to any friend named Hailie
So cool to quickly be able to turn a trending phrase into wearable art!
it was really good i put dad with the def of tfu and lol
*clap* *clap* MEME REVIEW. this is so amazing, alexa play despacito 9001
Love this shirt. Got it for my brother for Christmas and I can’t wait for his reaction! Ordered size L and it seems maybe a little big? Thank you!
thankyou for all your kind reviews. For everyone complaining about the spelling we was high on the bezamine while writing it so fuck youuuuuu
I love it
I really love it it's me through and through. Thank you. And when I want another shirt made I will be going through you guys.
ThIs is perfect
Great quality and fast shipping and I just dropped my mug.
This T-shirt is a high quality product. It fits perfectly and is very comfortable as well. I'm totally satisfied with the product and recommend it to everyone. Not to sound like a commercial or anything, but I really am impressed! Check it out for yourself. If you're thinking about buying something, go ahead. I'm sure I'll be buying more for a few friends soon. Thanks guys! I love this shirt! For real.