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AC Surprise Tee

A person shits inside an air conditioner as he or she is leaving a hotel. The next person to use it will no doubt put his or her face up to the air conditioner to get the full blast of coolness. Instead, he or she will get the full blast of shitness.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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