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8.4 Tee

The 8.4 (in inches) is the legendary penis size that is the gateway between heaven and hell for the vagina. Between ultimate pleasure and an aching vagina, the "8.4" is the perfect piece. Curved penises dont apply.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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