2 in the pink 1 in the stink tee
A sexual maneuver in which the male/female who is performing this technical/magnificent act, uses a prime number of digits (3) from one hand to pleasure a female recipient. The pointer (index) finger is used in correlation with the middle (digitus medius) finger, as both are to be inserted into the vaginal cavity of aforementioned recipient. Digit #3 is your pinky (baby) finger, which will be used to"fullfil" the final structural component required to accomplish this maneuver. All three digits are to be placed INSIDE the predetermined placement points (PPP), simultaneously. Once you feel like all three digits have been properly placed, you can move on to the next phase of the maneuver. Slowly move your digits in a thrusting, in-and-out motion. This is the basic movement used to achieve the pinnacle of pleasure (POP). Any additional choreography is to be used at your own discretion. Note: some form of water/silicone based lubricant is not a mandatory requirement, but does come as a recommendation. This maneuver could also be called "The Shocker." Not to be mistaken for "The Spocker" or "The Show Stopper."
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
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- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!