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Where lego comes from!
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denmark: Where lego comes from!
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denmark: A wonderland where students are payed to study - and pay half of it in tax
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denmark: Home of the most beautiful women in the world.
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denmark: Small country that saved the most lives during the holocaust. The country has been known to be incredibly safe (yes more then US) there is barley any crime, if something happens, EVERYBODY knows about it
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denmark: Denmark, is a quiet country. Not everybody are racists! In fact, there aint many. Though of the Mohamed drawings wich should never had been published! In Denmark, we do often eat sausages (populair called "langelaender poelser" It means long sausages). My dad do often watch football in the tv while he is eating "langelaendere", drinking beer, and the neighbor is comeing over for some yelling at the bad football players. Girls are goodlooking! Thin and many blonds :) But watch out boys, cause there are many FAKE BLONDS! People are nice to each other, and though we dont know each other, most people say hi if you meet this person on the street and get eyecontact. Well, some dont respond or dont care.. But people are nice :)
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denmark: Denmark is the best country in the world to live in, hence the excessive amount of swedes wandering the streets of Copenhagen, hoping to get a voucher for free citizenship if they buy enough Tuborg or Carlsberg(danish beer). The northern territories are occupied by drunk norwegians, and faraoese people, of whom the majority drinks Elefant Oel(Beer with high alcohol procent). Contrary to popular belief, danish people never really visit the other countries in Scandinavia(no, Finland is not a part of Scandinavia, but danes don't go there either - the only thing you can get in Finland of better quality than in De mark is moose brothels), as they have no reason to, simply because their country is superior and they're afraid of being raped by swedish gays(which is 87% of the swedish population. October 2006 census) Denmark consists of Jylland(Jutland) and the 2 islands Fyn(Funen) and Sjaelland(Zealand). Copenhagen is located on the latter. Funen is widely considered to be the weirdest place in Denmark, and is only visited when absolutely necessary, for example when going from Sjaelland to the mainland peninusla of Jylland.
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denmark: Denmark is a funny place.
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denmark: I live in denmark, in danish "denmark" is called "danmark", and dane are called "dansker", if you hae any questions about denmark, just mail me.
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denmark: 1. Country inhabited by Danes 2. Nickname for a handsome devil 3. Origin of a danish
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denmark: denmark is the land of furniture and sex, at least that is what the world around it thinks, the danes do not know this. they just hate the weather 9 months a year, sit inside and drink a lot of bear, and smoke a lot of cigs..