Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Fork found in kitchen: A slang term for a news report that is painfully obvious. Used sarcastically.

Gish Gallop: Infamous debate tactic used by amateurs, grifters who are paid by shills, and people who only care about winning alike, the Gish Gallop is a tactic in which one person purposefully gives as many incorrect or falsely-quoted statistics as possible in a very short time frame. This forces the opponent to waste speaking time taking down endless strawmen and lies created by their opponent, and is usually a sign that the utilizer is arguing in bad faith. People with scientifically/factually incorrect positions such as TERFs, Neo-Nazis, and infamously, Young Earth Creationists, often use this tactic as simply quoting reputable sources and studies is not an option.

Chatfished: To go on a date (especially one arranged online) and realize that the person’s wit, emotional depth, or conversational flair was entirely generated by ChatGPT or another AI — not their real personality. Unlike being catfished, which is about misleading appearance, being chatfished is about the dialogue and persona being AI-generated.

Truth nuke: When you can't take holding back on people and tell the truth no matter the circumstances

kinkeeping: The art of keeping an extended family together relying on direct interaction with loved ones and relations who are distant physically but thought of intermittently.

gomer: Medical slang for a patient who "has lost--often through age--what goes into being a human being" (quote from Samuel Shem's "The House Of God"). Typically an old demented noncommunicative patient. Stands for "Get Out Of My Emergency Room".

pizza bones: The outer crusts of a pizza.

Jirai Kei: Jirai Kei (地雷系), meaning "landmine-type", is a Japanese slang term used in a derogatory manner to label someone as "ticking time bomb". Just like with a real landmine, they are not recognisable as such until making a wrong step that's triggering an explosion. Below, the main characteristics of a landmine-type: - emotional instability - attention seeker - easily triggered - manipulative - obsessive Since 2020, the term has also become the name of a stereotype and character trope along the lines of "yandere", which attributes the previously mentioned traits to girls who wear dark alternative fashion styles.

gasolina theory: That the Song Gasolina can be paired/remixed with any and every song made and it’ll always be fire.

Outlaw country: A style of country popularized in the 60s and 70s as going back to the roots of true country. Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Hank Williams Jr, Kris Kristofferson, David Allan Coe, and Merle Haggard are some of the most recognizable of the genre.

stealth wealth: Individuals who would be considered extremely wealthy (top .01% of society) from the looks of their bank accounts, but choose to remain understated and quiet about their wealth. It's the ability to live champagne and caviar dreams, but choose to do so in a way that is indiscernible by the public. Commonly found in old monied families and communities.

goocher: Freaky /creepy shit happens, but not necessarily a bad or negative thing..

Clanktai: AI porn. Clanker + Hentai

fun bobby: A guy who is only fun when he is drunk. Otherwise he is pretty boring when he is completely sober. Often a reference to an episode of the sitcom Friends where Monica dated fun Bobby, who was not only boring, but downright depressing when sober.

cooch mouse: A Tampon.

Splenda Daddy: A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.

carbrain: Car-centric urban planning that has led to stroads, strip malls, ugly america, and cultural disintegration. All because the idea of taking a light rail to work fills them with panic and heart palpitations.

Chat is this real?: The meme “Chat is this real?” started with live streamers asking their live audience about the legitimacy of obviously fabricated online content. It is now commonly used as a sarcastic reference to obvious fake and AI-generated material.

Widow’s Fire: The burning desire for sex following bereavement of a spouse or partner

Involute: A person who relentlessly works the hardest and the most hours possible - with a negative connotation of giving in to our corporate and governmental overloads.

sportswashing: The use of sports to present a sanitized, friendlier version of a political regime or operation.

truthstorian: In the FX series “The Lowdown,” ‘truthstorian’ is a made up word that Lee Raybon (Ethan Hawke) uses to describe himself. Truthstorians are citizen journalists who seek to uncover the truth, often outside of established institutions, by relying on traditional legwork, conversation, and a willingness to confront powerful figures and corruption (with mixed results).

Rapture bomb: As described by the Gizmodo blog : "get a bunch of your old clothes in full sets of pants, shirts, and shoes. Bonus points if you leave accessories like an old watch or sunglasses to go with them. Lay them out as if people have suddenly disappeared, leaving only the clothes behind. Be creative. Take pictures."

Live Play: on the popular social networking platform "sniffies", the function of video chatting is sometimes referred to as "live play", where two individuals may observe each others appearance more presently and ascertain an idea of their physical compatibility with each other. sometimes used as a deterrent for "catfish"

swimfan: adj. one who exibits stalker-like behavior

hose goat: Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

regretamin: Another derogatory term for ketamine. specifically denotes a k sesh that results in embarrassment or regret.

jawboning: to persuade or exhort