Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Flex Offender: A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.

crash out: Means to get really mad or upset; lose all your self control.

pretendian: Every white person in America that claims to be 'part' Native American.

Momster truck: Oversized school run SUV capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerb. Perfect for driving over kids on bikes and other lesser vehicles.

history: What repeats itself over and over and over again.

screw face: caribbean/jamaican slang, meaning "to make an angry face"

goonlight: This is a term first used by Nick from Nick's strength and power in late 2020. This refers to the lighting which is used by bodybuilders and gym goers when they take selfies and trying to show off their physics. This lighting along with the camera angle often make people look more muscular and shredded and it is not a real reflection of what their body looks in real life.

Crow bro: A crow that is so legit and chill that it officially qualifies as a bro.

Tacticool: A portmanteau of "tactical" and "cool". Describes equipment, clothing, or cars that evokes a military aesthetic (e.g. being all black or camo, having straps, velcro patches, tactical rails, an "angry face" or huge tires for cars, combat boots in general). Tacticool things are usually used by people who think they're the main character or would have any chance in a real fight, or are just misanthropic in general and want to feel safe from like. trans people or whatever.

rope a dope: a strategy to appear weak to convince an opponent to attack and fall into a trap. a joke that suggests one thought just to set up a twist.

liemax: According to online resources, a "real" IMAX screen is a screen that is totally "immersive" and fills your field of vision. A "fake" IMAX screen, or Liemax, is a screen that is branded "IMAX" the same as giant screens, but is not that much larger than regular movie screens, and does not fill your field of vision. Thus, it's just another rip-off for your bucks.

Horse horse tiger tiger: This is the English translation of a common Chinese expression 马马虎虎 "ma ma hu hu" which translates into English as "so-so".

Dick Swinging Contest: an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers

Vibe Coding: vibe-coding /vīb-kō-diNG/ noun A programming methodology in which developers with Computer Science degrees outsource their jobs to AI while charging clients $200/hour for their "expertise." It involves typing vague descriptions into GitHub Copilot and then debugging the resulting code while pretending you understood what was happening all along. Karpath was right - coding using jazz method is instant FLOW.

homebaddie: A person who prefers to stay home rather than going out, but still puts effort into their physical appearance to hang out around the house whether alone or with others, whether that be with hair, makeup, or clothes. Typically wearing a Juicy Couture track suit and Ugg platform fuzzy slippers. A play on the term “homebody.”

DUI-Hire: A term used to describe both: A hiring decision perceived as impaired or flawed, suggesting that the decision-makers were "under the influence" of biases or external pressures, leading to the selection of an unqualified or controversial candidate. The individual who has been hired through such a process, implying they may lack the necessary qualifications or have a controversial background.

push present: n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a mother by the father of a newborn baby.

bean soup: "bean soup" is in reference to a tiktok video where a creator posted a recipe for bean soup and then received a comment asking, "what if i don't like beans?" "bean soup", "being bean souped", or "bean souping" is a phenomena in which a user is unable to recognize that not all content is directed towards them. a normal user would realize they don't identify with the content and move on; a bean souper would interact in opposition - and usually unintelligently, too.

shiner: (n.) a black eye. Term is of Irish origin where it was a punishment for not keeping machinery shiney delivered from the boot of a British officer.

sure, jan: "Sure, Jan" is used when you can easily read a family or friend for the filthy liar they are. You say it when you obviously know they are lying but you don't want to call them out in front of everyone. Phrase originated from A Very Brady Sequel.

frak: Sanitized swear word from Battlestar Galactica

Eyebrator: "A handheld device used to achieve a totally new kind of "eyegasm" by providing a much needed, very pleasant and stimulating massage and relief for the eye area. First mentioned Gemma Chan referring to Foreo IRIS as a "buzzy tool" or "an eyebrator".

tough titty: a.) An insincere or sarcastic way of saying "that's too bad", or "deal with it" b.) Short version of the phrase "'Tough titty', said the kitty, when the milk went dry."

scambag: A composite of two words , a scammer and scumbag

griefcase: the feelings you have about your past and the things that have happened to you, which often have a negative effect on your behaviour and attitude

Tosspot: Originally a word for someone who is a drunkard, over-fond of ale, of tossing the pot of ale back. Earliest example of this known is in 16th century Elizabethan English, Shakespeare's play "Twelfth Night", has the word in the closing part of the play, in Feste's song. Nice to see it's still used, even if the meaning could be slightly different.

garage sailing: The pasttime of attending garage sales in pursuit of other peoples junk that may or may not be cool.

interrobang: first of all get your head out of the gutter. this word has nothing to do with sex you prick. this is actually a punctuation that is a question mark and an exclamation point‽‽‽ this is my new favorite thing. you stuck what in your mouth‽‽‽ khloe k named her baby malone‽‽‽ you bleached your asshole what color‽‽‽ how fast can you get to my house w pizza rolls‽‽‽