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bimbofication: The process of transforming into an airheaded slut, perfectly happy to be used and degraded. A sexual fetish.

strategic absence: Taking off from school in order to get work done, miss a test, and/or push back a due date. Similar to playing hooky, the difference being you are actually doing work.

Pucker Factor: The act of your sphincter grabbing some of the seat underneath you as you narrowly escape a dire situation (i.e. an emergency procedure, enemy fire, RPGs, SAM missiles.) while flying a helicopter for the U.S. Army.

frieNDA: An informal, at best verbal, understanding that what is being discussed is in confidence. No paperwork, just trust, protects ideas from being stolen.

bredrin: "Bredrin" is the Rastafarian subdialect word for Brethren. With original religious implications, the word later took on the Bible definition of "brother". Hence, one who shares a common ancestry, allegiance, character, or purpose with another.

OBJECTION!: 'This evidence clearly reveals the contradiction in that statement, Your Honor!'

bye felicia: An expression used to dismiss someone. This person is usually irrelevant and annoying. This expression derived from the movie "Friday"

cack: "Cock" with a Boston accent. Popularized by Matt Damon in the movie Good Will Hunting. Not to be confused with a male chicken.

Neoboomer: A member of Gen Z who is conservative and has ideologies and opinions that are more similar to that of a boomer

dinergoth: The dominant youth archetype of 2020s suburban and provincial America. The dinergoth sits at the mainstream convergence of once-niche culture: alt fashion, geek fandoms, and downward mobility. Formed online via Discord, TikTok, and YouTube, dinergoths mix formerly subcultural aesthetics like goth, emo, piercings, and dyed hair into mass-retail fashion. They openly display interests once seen as nerdy or deviant: anime, queerness, cosplay, furry culture, BDSM. Neurodivergent diagnoses are worn as identity markers. Unlike earlier subcultures, dinergoths aren't rebellious or ironic. Hentai and stagnation are just facts of life. Cultural touchstones include Deltarune, Hazbin Hotel, Genshin Impact, VTubers, streamers, and drawing "OCs". They practice queerness as default, learned through fandom rather than via theory. Dinergoths are suburban or rural, often working in service, warehouse, or anonymous office jobs. More Buffalo than Brooklyn. They prioritize comfort, creative hobbies, and online community over career status. Content creation is often seen as an exit out of a disenchanted world. Dinergoth traits now permeate Gen Z mass culture, but the archetype is clearest in the pierced, anime-addled, downwardly mobile alt-prole who thrives in the stagnation and placelessness of the American hinterlands.

Goat Rodeo: A situation that is hopelessly fucked up. The worst of three stages of goat-ness. First is the Goat Rope, defined else where. Then there is the utilitraian Goat Fuck. This normally requires a serious amount of work to unfuck. Lastly, there is the Goat Rodeo. The worst of the three, it is beyond even profanity. It describes a situation that involves many individuals screw ups, and implies that the fuck up is already well underway, meaning that there is no hope in stopping the mess. Usually said with a defeated tone:

toots: Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby. Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.

Third Spaces: Refers to places other than home or school/work that can be used for socializing (everything from movie theatres and public parks to libraries and cafes). Coined by Ray Oldenberg in the 1980's to describe how, even by that time, such spaces were disappearing as fixtures of many communities. In the years since the term's coining, the spaces that have survived have also become increasingly expensive, further restricting their use, especially by young people.

Revenge bedtime procrastination: Putting off sleeping normally to get a semblance of happiness and control/ bastard sleeping stubbornness.

the 101: a 200 mile long parking lot in California that was once considered a route through which vehicles moved.

schooliosis: Scoliosis that is caused by constantly wearing a heavy backpack filled with books, usually from school.

a winner is you: Engrish take from Nintendo Pro Wrestling. Used by rohm kiddies and 80s revisionists.

Soused: One of the first stages of the downward spiral after alcohol consumption. This stage appears prior to 'Stinking' and is often characterised by hunching over bars and been sprawled out on chairs/sofas.

shape rotator: A shape rotator is someone with high visuospatial ability. Contrasts with with wordcel, i.e. someone with high verbal ability. It's a term based on puzzles used in some IQ tests that require the test-taker to mentally rotate or unfold a shape to see which shape it matches up with.

On Cars: Similar to “for real” or “on god” but referring to the 2006 Pixar animated movie ‘Cars’

pigeon: pigeon, 19th century new york slang for an informer.

fresa: preppy prep conceited rich stuck up 1. a preppy person called "Fresa" is a social term used in Mexico, not all latin america. It is "Mexican slang". 2. Fresa's are usually stuck up, have expensive clothes, cars, are usually middle high or high class, and talk different than everyone else. Like in every other country there are pseudo-fresas, those who pretend to be preppy but aren't. 3. Anyone above middle class is Mexican society is born cursed to be a Fresa 4. Fresa also means Strawberry in Spanish

House tour: What Sabrina Carpenter calls physical intimacy and being very “well acquainted” with a partners body’s (NOT a metaphor)

dumbification: The dumbing down of the human intelligence.

Son😭: A meme used to express laughter, disbelief, or mockery. Came from some dude on Twitter. There are other variations like "folk😂" or "distant relative😭"

doorknob confession: A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.

cheech: Slang among physicians, especially those in training. In verb form, it refers to ordering every radiologic and lab test imaginable to diagnose a confounding (or at some institutions, not-so-confounding) illness. In noun form (also known as cheech-bomb), it refers to the panoply of tests itself. For example the rheumatologic cheech (rheum cheech) may consist of ordering anti-ANA, anti dsDNA, anti-RO, anti-La, anti-histone, anti-scl70, RF, anti-RNP, complement, biopsies of the lungs/kidneys, imaging of the lungs/kidneys/brain.

fish police: A term present in the online fishkeeping community to define commenters that call out the shortcomings of the original poster’s fish husbandry. In most instances, the critiques brought forward by the “fish police” are correct. However, the negative connotation likely stems from the fact that most of these commenters are likely teenagers whose method of delivery can be seen as unnecessarily aggressive. Factoring in ageist attitudes, nobody likes to be lectured about anything from an account that is obviously being run by a minor.