Toascitizen Mug
TOAS City is their most natural habitat but one can also find them in nearest TOAS dorm, bar or clubs. His eating habits are not yet completely known or understood. "I just woke up, how can I already be two drinks behind?" is a common sentence you can hear in City. The Toascitizen culture is something of a strange one. Their principle forms of liquid sustenance are Finnish vodka, Minttu, and Salmiakki. The combination of these drinks can result in severe headaches, impaired sexual performance, increased sexual desire, insulting other nationalities, increased desire to dance, decreased dancing performance, violent tendencies, and vomitting. To this day, it is unknown exactly why the Citizen chooses to gorge himself on such a volatile mixture of chemicals. The Citizen is something of a showoff, often taunting local Finnish law enforcement officials with such devastatingly intelligent insults as "Fuck da po-lice!" and "Fuck Finland!" The male Citizen is a simple creature with a few basic mating rituals: -Force a potential mate to consume large amounts of the aforementioned intoxicating liquids in order to reduce her brain function to his level -Offer free entry to clubs -Steal drinks to offer as a gift The death of a Citizen is somewhat strange; he does not die per se, merely evolves into a greater level of complexity. It is hypothesized that the Citizen is a stage of metaporphosis that ends when the Citizen leaves a TOAS dormitory.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..