Townie

they go around towns n cities in groups as big as der homies aka blazin' squad n so solid crew. they tke da piss outa NORMAL ppl such as greebs, sk8as n goths n ne1 wid a life, sense of humour, n friends!!! lol, this always becomes clear wen dey wlk past u tlkn lyk deyve been smaked in da face wid a fryin pan (do u av 2 spell evryfin 2 dem?!?!) n lookin lyk it 2!!! male townies: normally act well 'ard n av der heads shaved in order 2 get street cred (hahaha my arse) from der 'friends' which they av worked so hard to impress (accumplished by either stabbin sum1, smashin sum random persons hed in or gettin sum 12yr old girl pregnant)!! female townies: wear as much makeup and branded 'sport' gear as they can with the money thier parent/s (dad probably locked up in prison or legged it 2 the otha end of da country in order 2 neva b seen by da motha afta a quickie in da bk of his dads car) scabbed of the council. most clothes bought from a charity shop, market or passed dwn from der older sis or bro who will b da 1 kicken ur hed in coz der younger sibling cant do it!! i'm surprised townies actually have ears coz of da size of earings dey wear i fought dey would rip!! (ohwell as long as it causes dem lots of pain) how many times a wk do they wash their hair n face?? wid the ammount of stuff dey cake themselves in its hard 2 figure out how it actually cums off!!! most find it easier 2 get a townie b/f by dyeing their hair blonde but missing all of the roots so there the original color fuckin pointless!!!!!!! all townies wear da big puffa jackets, tracksuits, brite white trainers, burberry shit, stupid baseball caps, miniskirts aka belts(girls), high heels, knee high boots, tops which dnt cova nefin n speak in a unidentified language consisting of init m8, fook, s**t, c**t, b*****d, m**a f**k n d**k so much more could b added