Zoe
A creature (usually female) with a huuuuuuuge smile. Honestly, she's always smiling and enthusiastic, but don't let that mislead you. That smile can lead straight to the gates of hell and engulf adversaries in the darkest and bleakest of curses. Adept in the dark arts, a Zoe is a dangerous foe and an invaluable ally. Not afraid of death, a Zoe will usher it on with the most childish of giggles, embracing the idea of an eternity of unknown. A Zoe's only fear is a painful death, though what lies beyond is exciting and enticing for her. she is popular with animals, particularly crows, ravens and other creepy animals, and finds beauty in all the unsavory things that lurk around in the shadows. A Zoe will oft be found around weapons, as she loves the way they sparkle and finds it funny when someone gets accidentally stabbed every now and again. Mischief is a Zoe's middle name, though most of her pranks are quite harmless. There's really no way to stop her, and once she has befriended you... well, let's just say there's really no way to get rid of her. Despite all this, a Zoe is very, very hard to anger and quick to laugh at mistakes that she or anyone else has made. she is a compassionate friend and beautiful person, willing to open up her mind to anyone who asks her of it honestly and wholeheartedly (though she insists that she doesn't have a heart). A friend to be cherished in the oddest of mindsets. Possibly a demon.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
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really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
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I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
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You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
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Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
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