Asschime Mug
When someone goes to an extreme unawareness, incapable of knowing how and when to shut up. Bother people by exercise, what said, if one thinks one can't shut the crazy mouth. Asschime started with women in the Rh1+ chromosome who could not endure the physical capabilities of having offspring . In dispare, they needed to occupy themselves and have a living system of entertainment or embeleshments. More they talked, stupid they got and big messes were made. This took up their life.... and no one has any idea where it comes from.. There is never proof of their system. Men seem to enjoy asschime when they are not medicated..... or have people to babysit and teach them.. These men can be placed in group home settings, that would much suit them, or find a group of friends that will take care of his ass-chime.. when need be, with alternative drugs... These populations have mostly picked up and left to a land called, Assholia. The delusions and fantasies created by the army of male counterparts of the female counterparts.... have made a new army of asschimers and asschime victims, or groupasses.... who have made a new civilization in the land called Assholia... Most members who can't asschime a lot, but attend to the asschime are called assholes or jackasses.. The jackasses like to play with the asschime of the asschimers.. The assholes babysit the asschimers. All is well in the world of asschiming.. in assholia...
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣

This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..
*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.
fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you
Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.

Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
