Sarah
A Sarah is a person who is not just blunt, but who's one of the most blunt people you will ever meet. When she has a thought, she'll say it. If she doesn't know you well, she'll say it nicely. If she's friends with you, she'll just spit it out. If you are good friends with her, you can often finish her sentences for her because you know exactly what she is thinking (you are probably thinking it too, but you just don't say it because you aren't a Sarah). She has the same preferences in bed as a Leora. She widens her eyes and makes a frog smile when she is excited about something. She loves to flirt for fun and a Sarah's boyfriend is usually okay with it because a Sarah is the type of person to date a guy for 3 years and then to pretend to break up for a week before realizing she is madly in love and wants to preserve the long-distance relationship. She uses texting faces to convey how she feels more visually. A Sarah is a picky eater, so make sure you have plain pasta and cheese when you are making some extravagant meal. A Sarah needs to swing her arms back and have a running start to jump on her bed. You can always spot her on campus in her tennis skort, a 'I heart college-of-which-she-attends' shirt, and a puffy life-preserver type vest, looking like she's ready to conquer the day. A Sarah laughs all the time. A Sarah is ultimately the kind of friend you can hang out with for hours, procrastinating homework, eating cookie dough, and giggling till all hours of the night.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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