Zoe
A Zoe is a gorgeous wonderful person! She is brilliant although she has her blonde moments. Usually long dirty blonde to brown hair and green or blue eyes. She is the life of the party when you get to know her. She is shy and quiet at first but once you break her shell you'll never want to not be around her. She is bright and happy almost always and if something is bothering her she'll let you know. She has an amazing style and is so original. She is kind and caring but also has an attitude like a bitch when needed. She is stubborn and strong. She sticks up for what she believes in and she doesn't let anyone push her out of the way. She is very artistic, she loves singing, dancing and acting. She is an amazing friend and once you have her as a friend cherish it because she doesn't like a lot of people. She fits in with almost everyone but piss her off once and you're on her shit list for life. She is an amazing girlfriend and although she'll make you work for her heart, it's completely worth it. She handles her emotions well but will most likely have trouble making up her mind. Be patient. Although she is strong and handles her emotions well, she will give up on you quickly and even when you think it's not hurting her, it is. It'll hurt you more though because by the next week she'll have moved on and you'll regret it. If you happen to catch her, work hard to not let her go. Just as much as she could make your life heaven on earth, she could make it hell too.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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