Zoe
A Zoe is a gorgeous wonderful person! She is brilliant although she has her blonde moments. Usually long dirty blonde to brown hair and green or blue eyes. She is the life of the party when you get to know her. She is shy and quiet at first but once you break her shell you'll never want to not be around her. She is bright and happy almost always and if something is bothering her she'll let you know. She has an amazing style and is so original. She is kind and caring but also has an attitude like a bitch when needed. She is stubborn and strong. She sticks up for what she believes in and she doesn't let anyone push her out of the way. She is very artistic, she loves singing, dancing and acting. She is an amazing friend and once you have her as a friend cherish it because she doesn't like a lot of people. She fits in with almost everyone but piss her off once and you're on her shit list for life. She is an amazing girlfriend and although she'll make you work for her heart, it's completely worth it. She handles her emotions well but will most likely have trouble making up her mind. Be patient. Although she is strong and handles her emotions well, she will give up on you quickly and even when you think it's not hurting her, it is. It'll hurt you more though because by the next week she'll have moved on and you'll regret it. If you happen to catch her, work hard to not let her go. Just as much as she could make your life heaven on earth, she could make it hell too.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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