Zoe
A Zoe is a gorgeous wonderful person! She is brilliant although she has her blonde moments. Usually long dirty blonde to brown hair and green or blue eyes. She is the life of the party when you get to know her. She is shy and quiet at first but once you break her shell you'll never want to not be around her. She is bright and happy almost always and if something is bothering her she'll let you know. She has an amazing style and is so original. She is kind and caring but also has an attitude like a bitch when needed. She is stubborn and strong. She sticks up for what she believes in and she doesn't let anyone push her out of the way. She is very artistic, she loves singing, dancing and acting. She is an amazing friend and once you have her as a friend cherish it because she doesn't like a lot of people. She fits in with almost everyone but piss her off once and you're on her shit list for life. She is an amazing girlfriend and although she'll make you work for her heart, it's completely worth it. She handles her emotions well but will most likely have trouble making up her mind. Be patient. Although she is strong and handles her emotions well, she will give up on you quickly and even when you think it's not hurting her, it is. It'll hurt you more though because by the next week she'll have moved on and you'll regret it. If you happen to catch her, work hard to not let her go. Just as much as she could make your life heaven on earth, she could make it hell too.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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