rzhang Mug
A word used to describe a steaming hot, yet smart and intelligent boy during his mid to late teen years. People often think it is a euphemism for a flaming homo, but it is actually the other way around. An rzhang is the epitome of the word "beauty." Rzhang is a title given to young man chosen by God, almost as if it was the mandate of heaven. This word is also used to describe a Herculean being. An rzhang would often have a serratus that would make girls horny, biceps huggin' them sleeves that make them girls wanna squeeze, and a body so cut that it attracts all the sluts. Often times, he would be praised by other women, although what they say are not compliments, but actually just realistic judgments. Although people closely associated him with an ostentatious lifestyle, a typical rzhang is a young man that would never put anyone down. He is often Asian, attends an international school, and is fixated upon his own physical appearance, with a particular focus on muscle development. A common misconception is that a rzhang type ethnic douchebag is often pathologically self-aggrandizing. To others, he is seen as a vainglorious narcissist. Rzhang frequents the gym. The aura created by his presence is so strong people within 500 AOE of an rzhang automatically feel 100% stronger. There was one instance where a black girl was bicep curling 25lbs. After rzhang arrived, she suddenly felt like Hercules and was able to curl 50 pounds for 10 reps (her name was jooi).
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.