Niggityboo
You might be a niggityboo if... You have ever robbed a watermelon stand Wal-Mart You drink 40s Yo mamma sold her food stamps for crack Your bike used to be mine You try not to smile at night because the popo will see you Your white girlfriend drives you to not-work You don't know fried chicken doesn't have it's own chunk on the food pyramid You don't know what the food pyramid is A city employee has to clean your afro-sheen off the bus window You voted for the same person in 2008 AND 2012 All it takes to get a car stereo out is a hammer You traded my aluminum gutters for dope money You need a step-stool to get into your Monte-Carlo BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP... is good music You have ever had a quextion to aks someone You keep one hand on your pit bull's leash and the other keeps your pants up You don't know the reason for that strip of pavement is next to the road Your car costs more than your house A pick suits you just fine... but a comb don't fly You learned to sign your name with a can of spray paint You've ever rolled a pin-joint You think the word "boy" is a racial slur Sunblock... what's that? Your neighbors build cross-shaped bonfires in your front yard You'd lika G6 Your neighbors lawn is your trash can Your whiskey doesn't ever leave the brown bag You've asked the question "You got a cigarette?" every day since Pre-K Bitches and hoes... anything You can trip on your lower lip You've ridden in more cop cars than airplanes
The Urban Dictionary Mug
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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