Gypsy
Most commonly known as travellers, a typical gypsy man is A cheating, worm who lives in a caravan, usually situated in public recreation grounds or places similar. Their aim in life is to be as sneaky and as greedy as humanly possible. They are often seen haggling with local traders and sealing the deal with their famous 'travellers handshake'. They pay no tax and are self proclaimed 'businessmen'. they like show this off in the way they dress: a crisp, open collared shirt is usually worn, to compliment the famous greased down mullet/Mohawk and gold hoop earring. These gypsy lads are usually troll-like in their facial features due to the fact they are pure inbreds. The gypsy women of course, are a different story: Their lavish weddings have been seen by all on British television, which include the sickly, clashing colours of the bridesmaid dresses, and wedding dresses that give the girls scars of their hips. They do ofcourse, have no budget for this wedding as "daddy pays for it all" (probably with filthy, stolen taxpayers money). They drown themselves in fake tan and smother themselves in glitter. Gypsy weddings are a big social event where all the gypsy girls and boys meet and greet. Gypsy girls as young as 10 can be seen in eye watering neon yellow crop tops and hot pants, dutty-whining to the likes of usher and Rhianna, whilst trying to catch the eye of a lad so they can get grabbed and mouth-raped behind the nearest ford fiesta in the wedding reception car park.
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