Alfredo
This Mexican guy who is fanatic of metal, . Lives in a small town in California called Dos Palos. Does a lot of working out, but is really weary when it comes to sports. He is shy and very quiet, unless you know him very well. He often gets mistaken for a Satanist for the things he does and the band shirts he wears. He may or may not be mentally unstable (according to people). He plays all the basic instruments in metal such as, drums, guitar, bass and has decent skills with all of them. He only has a handful of friends and tries to enjoy life, but often can't, because of people's stupidity and their taste in music, also the amount of insults and injuries he gets are a fuck ton. He is very comedic, and a very enjoyable person, but often gets questioned for his morbid thoughts and sense of humor. One can never figure him out, he always hides his emotions and his thoughts, unless you're good enough to get it out of him. But overall he's a pretty cool dude to hang out with. And when it comes to talking to metal oh ho ho, his knowledge on it is incredibly high, he knows a ton of bands and his three favorite sub-genres are black, death, and traditional metal. Some of his favorite bands bands include, Bathory, Obscura, Angeles Del Infierno, Baron Rojo, Cannibal Corpse, Pestilence, Gorgoroth, Mayhem, Judas Priest, Burzum, Luzbel, Suffocation, Death. So anyways, if you go to California, you might see him around...
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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