Ashley Mug
Always pretty and fashionable, even from childhood, the Ashleys define femininity, social status and elegance in its uttermost perfection. They always shine wherever they go. Boys will have crushes on them, girls will futilely try to imitate them. But true class can't be imitated. The Ashley's domain is the kind that's featured in interior design magazines. It's often a Big Fancy House that's totally out of reach for a mere mortal. And it always has a personal, unique touch, that speaks wonders of the owner. An Ashley takes care of every detail. There's no such thing as a poor Ashley. Even if all she has is a pile of tires, she will turn them into a lavish palace worthy of her presence. Some people may say they're snobbish, spoiled and mean. That's perfectly normal, those lesser creatures are too full of envy they can't even look at an Ashley straight in the face. They can't handle the honesty of an Ashley. They prefer to live in their little perfect world where everyone is made equal and beautiful. Which is obviously untrue since, well, not everyone can even look or deserve to be like an Ashley. Especially guys named Paul or Joe. Horror. Don't even sit next to them. Only true ladies named Ashley are welcome to this exclusive club. If you aren't willing to raise the bar or to wear purple on Purple Day, stop calling yourself Ashley.
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.